Mary Moos

 
Mary Moos is actually the #1 result if you google image search "sexy dinosaur". Go ahead. Try it.
 
Age: 24
 
Twitter: @maryburgers
 
What I Do, Job-wise: Ship myself to England so I can have people tell me I'm not good enough at my native language.
 
What I Do, Fun-wise: Make people give me ideas for songs to write, the results of which can be found here
 
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: I'm not sure about movie stars but I definitely schlicked it to Conan O'Brien during my early adolescence. 
 
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: "Where's Heaven" by Tokyo Jihen
 
Last Book I Read: "Woman's World: A Graphic Novel" by Graham Rawle. It is not actually a graphic novel.
 
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Any pajama pants as soon as I get home. 
 
Beauty Products That I Hoard: $1 Wet & Wild lipsticks. I should hoard false eyelashes because I need them and I heard they're reusable. 
 
I smell like: I kind of don't want to know.
 
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Ha ha like I've had an opportunity to do that