puns
music
When you think you hate jazz, moving across the hall from two jazz musicians may seem like a really bad idea. Turns out it's not.
in

Jul 8, 2014 at 10:00am | 47 comments

commercials
Hey, DJ Ad Traffic Manager, play my song.
in

Jul 7, 2014 at 10:00am | 136 comments

cotton swabs
As long as you don't poke yourself in the eye, you'll never regret making the switch.
beards
music
You know that Ben Folds song, "The Luckiest"? When it comes to his shows, I'm the opposite.
jane magazine
I was so proud to get my first nationally published piece in my favorite magazine, but so bummed that it wouldn't have my byline.
movies
breasts
music
Sometimes I think I can physically feel my brain chemistry changing when we're in the middle of a song.
in

Jun 13, 2014 at 9:00am | 43 comments