socializing
I can't help but feel like a supreme asshole for being the building's resident loner.
relationships
I'm the linguistic equivalent of discount buffet.
in

Apr 15, 2014 at 10:00am | 283 comments

entertainment
Sometimes the true story is even creepier than the movie.
yoga
It's one thing to fall down in class, it's another thing entirely to CAUSE DESTRUCTION OF PROPERTY WITH ONE'S BUTT.
food
Spam really is everywhere.
in

Apr 8, 2014 at 6:00pm | 95 comments

creepy corner
Love knows no bounds, and neither did Carl Tanzler.
in

Apr 4, 2014 at 10:00am | 162 comments

anxiety
Sure, I was passionate and motivated, but I suspect I was also a little "scary."
marriage
gross
nuts
I was on a mission, to find a way to do laundry without causing my husband's nether regions to puff up like a toaster pastry.
in

Mar 13, 2014 at 1:30pm | 114 comments