Kristina Anne Gylling is a creative writing student at Concordia University and lives in Montreal, Canada. Her writing has also been published on Vice.com.
What I Do, Job-wise: I am a legal assistant at an adult entertainment company.
What I Do, Fun-wise: hangout with my pug Sammy, run, sort of play music, go to shows, ride my bike, read books, talk shit with my friends, the same stuff everyone does.
My Motto: “shit’s a bitch and then you live”
My Anti-Motto: "I think you’ve had enough”
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Michael Madsen as the dad in Free Willy
My “celebs to make out with” list: The Birthday Party-era Nick Cave, Viggo Mortensen
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: probably some song by The Breeders
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Sheila Heti’s How Should A Person Be?
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: 10 hole ox blood Doc Martens
Beauty Products That I Hoard: Essie nail polish, eyebrow pencils
I smell like: Lush patchouli deodorant and menthol cigarettes
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): I don’t see the point
It Happened to Me: I Tried To Have Sex With My Gay Male Best Friend 19
For Those of You Thinking, “Well, Maybe Hobby Lobby Has a Point About Religious ‘Freedom’ and Healthcare…”
Dear Women Who Are Using a Couple Shot as Your Facebook Profile Photo, I Get It: You Win
I Was Fat-Shamed At The Salon -- Here's What To Do If It Happens To You
My University Forced My Family To Change Seats During My Graduation Ceremony To Accommodate Emma Watson
My Neighbor Got Angry At Me Because His Kid Overheard Me Having Sex
UNPOPULAR OPINION: I Am Against No-Kill Animal Shelters
UNPOPULAR OPINION: I Don't Think Comedy Is Funny
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