Kristina Anne Gylling is a creative writing student at Concordia University and lives in Montreal, Canada. Her writing has also been published on Vice.com.
What I Do, Job-wise: I am a legal assistant at an adult entertainment company.
What I Do, Fun-wise: hangout with my pug Sammy, run, sort of play music, go to shows, ride my bike, read books, talk shit with my friends, the same stuff everyone does.
My Motto: “shit’s a bitch and then you live”
My Anti-Motto: "I think you’ve had enough”
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Michael Madsen as the dad in Free Willy
My “celebs to make out with” list: The Birthday Party-era Nick Cave, Viggo Mortensen
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: probably some song by The Breeders
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Sheila Heti’s How Should A Person Be?
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: 10 hole ox blood Doc Martens
Beauty Products That I Hoard: Essie nail polish, eyebrow pencils
I smell like: Lush patchouli deodorant and menthol cigarettes
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): I don’t see the point
It Happened to Me: I Tried To Have Sex With My Gay Male Best Friend 19
UNPOPULAR OPINION: Sometimes My Kid Throws Tantrums In Public, And Everyone Should Just Deal With It
Caitlin Coakley Beckner
People Sure Do Have a Lot of Opinions About My Dog
IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Was The "Stinky Kid" Who Regularly Bled Through My Skirt
How Not To Be A Dick On Black Friday
I USED TO THINK ALIENS WERE WATCHING ME FROM A DOORKNOB: What Are Your Weird Irrational Fears?
YOUR Outfits of the Week: Show Us What You Got! Plus The Most Perfect Emily Dress EVER
"Because" Is Now A Preposition And "Selfie" Is The Word Of The Year! Thoughts On Language Evolution Versus Language Conservatism
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