What I Do, Job-wise: Social Media to pay rent. Screenwriting for free. Hoping to put this thing down, flip it, and reverse it.
What I Do, Fun-wise: WWE fanfiction. Coaching high school forensics. Giving FREE OnLiNe DaTiNg Consultations. Imagining the inner life of every Real Housewife. Specifically Teresa Giudice. More specifically, her branding process as it relates to her daughters.
My Motto: Haters fall back.
My Anti-Motto: THE PATRIARCHY!!!!!
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Gary Sinise
My “celebs to make out with” list: Gail Simmons
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: "Girl in the War" by Josh Ritter
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: "The Homesman” by Glendon Swarthout
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Black v-neck t-shirts that keep growing holes around the fly area