Kia Brand

I’m trying my best at being a stay-at-home mom and housewife after years in non-profit, marketing and retail management.  So far my cooking pretty much sucks but I love my crock pot. I covet all hair products and make-up, well at least according to my overwhelming collection of both.  I was born in Florida and probably will die here but I got out for a while. Most of my social media accounts never get used.  xoJane is my first writing that wasn’t for a grade.
 
Age:  41
 
Pinterest:  www.pinterest.com/kiac
 
What I Do, Job-wise: Full time stay-at-home mom to a beautiful toddler, 3 dogs and husband.  Hardest job I’ve ever had.
 
What I Do, Fun-wise:  Take my daughter to parks and gossip about all the other moms there.  Watch Investigation Discovery and Buffy reruns.  Sleep, trust me, it sounds boring but to a mom of a small child it’s the most fun thing ever. Take selfies of me and my daughter and post way too many on my Facebook. 
 
My Motto: You can never be too blonde.
 
My Anti-Motto: It tastes like chicken.
 
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Rob Lowe, he’s so dreamy in The Outsiders.    
 
My “celebs to make out with” list: 90%Norman Reedus with a 10% touch of Blake Shelton
  
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: Beastie Boys “Professor Booty”
 
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Becoming the Parent You Want to Be by Laura Davis 
 
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Black tee, jeans and Converse.  The perfect outfit for park days.
 
Beauty Products That I Hoard: Opi nail polish, red lipstick, anti frizz hair products
 
I smell like: vanilla, coffee, and baby lotion.
 
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Yes but let’s keep that between you and me.