I’m trying my best at being a stay-at-home mom and housewife after years in non-profit, marketing and retail management. So far my cooking pretty much sucks but I love my crock pot. I covet all hair products and make-up, well at least according to my overwhelming collection of both. I was born in Florida and probably will die here but I got out for a while. Most of my social media accounts never get used. xoJane is my first writing that wasn’t for a grade.
What I Do, Job-wise: Full time stay-at-home mom to a beautiful toddler, 3 dogs and husband. Hardest job I’ve ever had.
What I Do, Fun-wise: Take my daughter to parks and gossip about all the other moms there. Watch Investigation Discovery and Buffy reruns. Sleep, trust me, it sounds boring but to a mom of a small child it’s the most fun thing ever. Take selfies of me and my daughter and post way too many on my Facebook.
My Motto: You can never be too blonde.
My Anti-Motto: It tastes like chicken.
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Rob Lowe, he’s so dreamy in The Outsiders.
My “celebs to make out with” list: 90%Norman Reedus with a 10% touch of Blake Shelton
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: Beastie Boys “Professor Booty”
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Becoming the Parent You Want to Be by Laura Davis
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Black tee, jeans and Converse. The perfect outfit for park days.
Beauty Products That I Hoard: Opi nail polish, red lipstick, anti frizz hair products
I smell like: vanilla, coffee, and baby lotion.
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Yes but let’s keep that between you and me.