What I Do, Job-wise: I work for a super-rad company in the Silicon Valley. Specifically, I wrangle a group of freelancers into using good grammar. I'm also the Queer Studies Editor here at xoJane!
What I Do, Fun-wise: I’m currently in training to be San Francisco’s slowest, saddest half-marathoner. I also bottle-feed baby woodland creatures while they're still bald and horrifying, take improv classes, write erotic poetry about stone fruit and eat more burritos than most people.
My Motto: “Just watched Casablanca. They could’ve just had a threesome and solved everything. People are dumb.”
My Anti-Motto: “Horses sweat, men perspire, and women glow.”
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Catherine Zeta-Jones in Chicago
My “Celebs to Make out with” List: Retta, Jenny Lewis, Emma Stone, Nicki Minaj, Andrew Garfield, Jad Abumrad, Matt Smith, Dylan O'Brien, Donald Glover, Greta Salpeter, Mike Birbiglia, Jonathan Toews
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: “Going to Port Washington,” The Mountain Goats
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts:A Single Man, by Christopher Isherwood
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Shiny silver moon boot high-tops from Buffalo Exchange
Beauty Products That I Hoard: Sephora lipstick in "Passion Red" that I am forever losing
I smell like: Deodorant, "Jezebel" by Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab, and mild anxiety
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): No, but I have pretended that a dude was Captain Kirk in order to get there.