What I Do, Job-wise: I try to blog about body image and how women should be able to feel good about themselves no matter what, but I often end up writing about things that happened to me that I think are funny (even when they're actually not) at Eat the Damn Cake. I also write for The Frisky a lot. And other places. Don't google me, because all of the worst results come up first.
What I Do, Fun-wise: Whenever people ask me this question I panic. It could be that I never have any fun. It could be that I am almost always having some kind of fun. I think it's actually that I just watch too much TV when I'm not working.
My Motto: Um, "Eat the damn cake!" of course!
My Anti-Motto: "Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels." You have clearly not eaten enough moist chocolate cake.
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: None. I don't believe in having crushes on people I have no chance at sleeping with, which I probably should have used as my motto.
My “celebs to make out with” list: God, people. NONE.
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: If I told you, I'd have to kill you. And I'm really squeamish about blood, which I'm trying to combat with a "Grey's Anatomy" marathon. So far...still not ready to kill you.
Last Book I Read without Skimming Any Parts: This has never happened. Not even to the books I've written. Which might mean I need to be a better writer.
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: The tan bra I am finally going to throw out tomorrow. Or the next day. It's so comfortable.
Beauty Products That I Hoard: Do Q-tips count? They think they do.
I Smell Like: A gorgeous woman. Because I am one.
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Definitely not. And I'm super, super proud of it. Which is why I mention it too often, in mixed company.