Age: 29
What I Do, Job-wise: freelance writer, fulltime h-u-s-t-l-e-r
What I Do, Fun-wise: Magicians.
My Motto: "Spell my name in the pepperoni."
My Anti-Motto: "Put the dressing on the side."
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: The audiobook of the junior novelization of "Jurassic Park."
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: See above.
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Jorts.
Beauty Products That I Hoard: Old newspapers.
I smell like: See above :(
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): A lady never tells. Yes.