Age: 29


What I Do, Job-wise: freelance writer, fulltime h-u-s-t-l-e-r

What I Do, Fun-wise: Magicians.

My Motto: "Spell my name in the pepperoni."

My Anti-Motto: "Put the dressing on the side."

The Most Played Song On My iTunes: The audiobook of the junior novelization of "Jurassic Park."

Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: See above.

My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Jorts.

Beauty Products That I Hoard: Old newspapers.

I smell like: See above :(

I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): A lady never tells. Yes.