Age: 29 Twitter: @boobsradley
What I Do, Job-wise: freelance writer, fulltime h-u-s-t-l-e-rWhat I Do, Fun-wise: Magicians. My Motto: "Spell my name in the pepperoni."My Anti-Motto: "Put the dressing on the side." The Most Played Song On My iTunes: The audiobook of the junior novelization of "Jurassic Park."Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: See above.My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Jorts. Beauty Products That I Hoard: Old newspapers.I smell like: See above :(I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): A lady never tells. Yes.
As an Expert in Troubled Relationships, I'm Offering Myself Up As a Greeting Card Writer 61
Beauty Products For Big Ol' Sluts: Julieanne's Walk of Shame Kit 80
IGNORE YOUR GAG REFLEX: Two Green Juice Recipes That Are Making My Body Hate Me Slightly Less 229
Jen Kirkman Is Child-Free and Happy and Doesn't Care If You Believe Her 239
I Beg Of You: Quit Using "Hate" To Talk About Celebrities 146
For Real Though: How Do I Wear High-Waisted Shorts? 115
How Not To Be A Dick To Your Emotionally Stunted Friend 204
I'm SORRY, OK? I Was An Internet Baby Hater 201
25 Things That Make Me So Happy I Want To Pee My Pants 494
The Things You Should ALWAYS Pack For A Trip (And A Few You Should Not) 222
Showering, and Other Things I Found Out From the Internet I Am Doing Totally Wrong 196
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME? I Can't Use A Telephone 282
The Hypnotherapy Trick That Will Get You So Laid (Kidding, Sort Of) 20
Julieanne's Home Spa Nightmares 2: Slimming Body Wrap of Death 181
"You're A Bad, Bad Baby" And More Of the Worst Dirty Talk I've Ever Hard 373
UNPOPULAR OPINION: Sometimes My Kid Throws Tantrums In Public, And Everyone Should Just Deal With It
Caitlin Coakley Beckner
People Sure Do Have a Lot of Opinions About My Dog
IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Was The "Stinky Kid" Who Regularly Bled Through My Skirt
I USED TO THINK ALIENS WERE WATCHING ME FROM A DOORKNOB: What Are Your Weird Irrational Fears?
YOUR Outfits of the Week: Show Us What You Got! Plus The Most Perfect Emily Dress EVER
UNPOPULAR OPINION: All This Sneering At Flavored Vodkas Is Just Thinly Veiled Misogyny
Nope! I'm Not The Nanny, Just A Black Mom, Thanks
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