Jillian Hastings is a graduate student in Los Angeles. She’s obsessed with Shakespeare, is addicted to online dating, and never washes her hair (okay, rarely). She tweets about her broken heart, like all the time, at @FanofHal (and do you need to say “at” if you then put the “@”?). And that’s Hal from the Henry IV plays, not from 2001: A Space Odyssey. She also has over 200 nail polishes and overuses parentheses (Obviously.).