erectile dysfunction
It doesn't happen to every guy, and it's NOT OK.
home alone
My parentals went to Hawaii on vacation and left me, their allegedly responsible 30-year-old daughter in charge of their fancy house. I made Kevin McAllister my bitch.

Oct 21, 2011 at 4:30pm | 0 comments

I remained Halloween’s committed sycophant until my 28th year, when our love affair abruptly ended on the subway after a gay man called me a "hooker."

Oct 19, 2011 at 3:00pm | 0 comments