Hello, I'm the European Correspondent because, well, for the moment I'm in the Netherlands. I've also written for Slate, Salon, Bust, Jezebel, Nerve, Marie Claire,, The L Magazine, Condé Nast Traveler and the Huffington Post.

You can see my cartoons on my blog Cuteness and Consequence.

Twitter: @jessicaolien

What I Do, Job-wise: write

What I Do, Fun-wise: talk to strangers at bars, draw cartoon squirrels, worry

My Motto: "It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to." -J. D. Salinger

My Anti-Motto: "way to hustle"

The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: It was either the fox from Disney’s Robin Hood or the Artful Dodger from the 1968 musical movie Oliver!

My “celebs to make out with” list: Chris Messina Atticus Finch Jean Reno Samantha Bee Philip Seymour Hoffman

The Most Played Song On My iTunes: "In the Aeroplane Over the Sea" by Neutral Milk Hotel

Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Fraud by David Rakoff

My Most Worn Item of Clothing: I wish it was a velvet smoking jacket

Beauty Products That I Hoard: Argan oil, cleansing powders from Asia

I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Pelicans