Hello, I'm the European Correspondent because, well, for the moment I'm in the Netherlands. I've also written for Slate, Salon, Bust, Jezebel, Nerve, Marie Claire, TheAtlantic.com, The L Magazine, Condé Nast Traveler and the Huffington Post.
You can see my cartoons on my blog Cuteness and Consequence.
What I Do, Job-wise: write
What I Do, Fun-wise: talk to strangers at bars, draw cartoon squirrels, worry
My Motto: "It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to." -J. D. Salinger
My Anti-Motto: "way to hustle"
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: It was either the fox from Disney’s Robin Hood or the Artful Dodger from the 1968 musical movie Oliver!
My “celebs to make out with” list: Chris Messina Atticus Finch Jean Reno Samantha Bee Philip Seymour Hoffman
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: "In the Aeroplane Over the Sea" by Neutral Milk Hotel
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Fraud by David Rakoff
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: I wish it was a velvet smoking jacket
Beauty Products That I Hoard: Argan oil, cleansing powders from Asia
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Pelicans
I'm a Conflict Avoider, Please Don't Get Mad! 98
I Don't Get Your Open Relationship 306
Woman, Where's My Waffle? On Serving Food to Men 171
Love Tourism in Istanbul 34
I Wrote From a Conflict Zone 11
Frustrations in Goldfish Dating 15
I Love Summer! 3 Products to Prove It 25
I Think I Could Have Been Athletic if My Gym Teachers Were Nicer to Me 131
What Ponies Say to Themselves Every Morning 27
Men I'm Over: Don Draper 34
Quick, Help Me Find New Birth Control! 253
Spare Me Your Pretty Beers (BURP) 92
Are Americans Fake? 168
An Elephant Seal Looks in the Mirror: What if Animals Had Our People Problems? 31
Mad Men Season FIVE is Almost Upon Us: Let's Make Predictions! 56
UNPOPULAR OPINION: Sometimes My Kid Throws Tantrums In Public, And Everyone Should Just Deal With It
Caitlin Coakley Beckner
So ARE Selfies A Totally Antifeminist Trend That Is Further Reinforcing The Idea That Women Should Primarily Exist As Decorative Objects? I Am Dubious
IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Was The "Stinky Kid" Who Regularly Bled Through My Skirt
How Not To Be A Dick On Black Friday
I USED TO THINK ALIENS WERE WATCHING ME FROM A DOORKNOB: What Are Your Weird Irrational Fears?
YOUR Outfits of the Week: Show Us What You Got! Plus The Most Perfect Emily Dress EVER
People Sure Do Have a Lot of Opinions About My Dog
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