Jean Black

My Motto: To thine own self be true.

My Anti-Motto: “I fought too hard for this zip code to go home now.” —Taylor Armstrong, RHOBH. 

My “Celebs To Make Out With” List: Idris Elba. I’m sure he’s thrilled.

My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Black patent leather Chie Mihara boots that I bought in Paris in 2007 and still wear constantly. Thank God I’m bad at currency conversion; I would never have let myself buy them otherwise.

Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Furious Love: Elizabeth Taylor, Richard Burton, and the Marriage of the Century

The Most Played Song On My iTunes: “You Always Giggle Falsely” from Shut Up Little Man. I’ll never tire of listening to this rant.

I Smell Like: a brewery and a tramp, according to my mother. Timbuktu by L’Artisan Parfumeur, according to me.