According to some new "research," if your dad wasn't around then you probably put yourself into some sexy situations.
dark
Or I just shouldn't watch scary stuff at home alone.
nails
Turns out you can do more than twerk at the Walgreens. You can get a quick manicure too.
unshaven legs
I walked out of the house totally embarrassed until I realized nobody gave a shit.
glasses
Basically I'm seeing myself for the first time.
dogs
Doggie racism sounds ridiculous but it's a real thing.
compliments
Apparently when a woman gives another woman a compliment, the only socially acceptable response is reciprocal in nature.
moms
This one survey says yes.
hickeys
A hickey? For serious?
lost car
Every time I lose a card (anything important really) I tell myself, "This is it! This is the last time! I will be responsible and amazing from this day forward." And, well, you know how that story ends.
hit it first
The whole sad affair got me to thinking about all the sorry clowns out there who could potentially throw a bitter wrench all up in my flow.
bad dreams
This is also just an excuse to publish a bunch of rad pictures of the Milester.
school fights
Clearly I'm always in the wrong place at the right time.
scars
This is my left arm after an angry bubble of olive oil attacked me for no good reason.
junk food
Isn't nagging just extra caring?
faking it
And like most early onset curmudgeons I consider my inability to BS people one of my better qualities.
deodorant
Turns out some things just might be just for men.
cupcakes
According to the numbers, cupcakes are no longer the go-to ironic party snack. What's next?
makeup
I physically can't bring myself to get rid of makeup that I just KNOW is still good.
retail
It's a definite sign of getting older when your brand loyalty changes.
