after work activities
I was stuffed to the gills with food and alcohol, at a strip club surrounded by coworkers who I see daily in a professional setting and (to put it mildly) completely freaked out.
career
Is earning a living and enjoying what you do all day mutually exclusive?
yoga
Apparently I thought if I just called myself a Yoga Teacher, I would magically turn into one of the mystical, superior creatures who I worshipped from afar during my years as a practicing student.
cult
He offered to go out of his way to pick me up and drop me off, which was out of character, and wanted me there because "I was the most special person in his life." Did I mention that I'm a Leo, and highly susceptible to flattery?