Age: 25

Twitter: George_Langford

What I Do, Job-wise: Fashion & Social Media Writer, Topshop

What I Do, Fun-wise: Fixate on bands. Buy records. Sit on Brighton beach. Drink gin. Write.

My Motto: What Would Joan Jett Do?

My Anti-Motto: There's a fine line between good Courtney Love and really, really bad Courtney Love.

The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Leonardo Dicaprio, circa the exact moment he looks up from smoking a cigarette on Verona Beach, opening scene of Romeo + Juliet. That, friends, was when I discovered what love really was.

My “celebs to make out with” list: Is far too long to begin to embark on here. Many boys that look like girls, girls that look like boys.

The Most Played Song On My iTunes: Anything written by Jack White.

Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Patti Smith by Victor Bockris.

My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Much battered black Doc Marten 1461s.

Beauty Products That I Hoard: Red lipsticks.

I smell like: Roses. Really... I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Once.