For some reason, I feel 100% naked without something on my head at all times.
shoppables
shoppable
I was transported back to 1997, a time when Floria Sigismondi's incredible music videos dominated MTV and every rock star had a pair of PVC pants in their closet.
perfume
You either love it or hate it; you think it's trashy and phony or you adore its beauty and quirks. In fact, I'd be willing to gamble that if you like Lana Del Rey, you'll like this perfume.
shoppable
These days, it drives me mad when all I see is a bunch of cheap cotton knit bullshit. Seriously, you'll freeze in that. It is COLD outside!
beauty
You could put a bunny or a musical note or a SHARK right on your face! I mean, how could you not?!
beauty
Our building still doesn't have heat or hot water -- say it with me now, "Brrrrrr" -- but it feels like a major dick move to complain about it.
organize
In addition to at least 100 hangers, the floor of my closet is COVERED in shoes, petticoats, bags, hula-hoops, light-bulbs (?!), and a trillion other things I don't need.
shoppable
As I lay on the table, face a-tingling, I thought, "I can't believe I am so festive that I've actually smeared pumpkin all my face!"
lipstick
Okay, now, I don't want to get anyone's hopes up, but I feel like I might have stumbled upon the Perfect Face Formula. (Don't tell anyone! No, wait, DO!)
halloween
Silver glitter with little skulls, sparkly scenes of moons, castles and bats, witches flying on broomsticks -- it's all enough to make your inner goth do a happy jig.
beauty
I hate to alarm you, but it's true. Christmas and Hannukah are just around the corner, waving menacingly at us.
halloween
I think the real reason I love Halloween is because of the proliferation of crazy faux-spooky things that go on sale. Skulls? Bats? Things that go bump in the night? Yes, please! I always feel the need to fill my home with these things immediately, if not sooner.
revlon
Things to do in New Orleans when you're in a po' boy coma? Paint your nails, stagger along Bourbon Street, and try not to get beaned in the head by drunks throwing strands of beads.
glitter
The best thing about being a weirdo is that every day can be dress-up day. Hooray!
shoppables
Here are some pieces I'm loving for the cooler weather, which might inspire you to try something new.
hair
Over the 10 or so years that I experimented with my hair colour, I learned a lot. Now I am going to pass it on to you, because I never want to have children.
birthdays
I was going to write a list of 29 beauty lessons I've learned in 29 years, but it was too difficult. I was all, "Um... Wash your makeup brushes regularly? That won't do." So here are 29 products I love.
beauty
Fair warning: if you think I am "too pink, sparkly and happy," Kandee Johnson will make you want to blow your brains out.
beauty
DO I look expensive? I don't look expensive, do I?
entertainment
Today, Theo is all about gorgeous skin, cheekbones, a sleek cat's eye and fantastic lip gloss.
beauty
It's rough and brutal, almost a little humiliating, cheap as chips (I love that saying) and even though you might feel bruised the next day, by day three you feel like you're in a new body.
lip stain
"You need to step your lip game up!" she said. "Just LOOK at these colors."
clarisonic
As much as I like writing, sometimes it's nice to hear someone's voice and watch the weird ways they gesticulate.
makeup
I use neutrals sometimes, but usually only because they happen to be in a palette with turquoise and purple.
