Eselle Gee

I’m in a relationship with the island of Manhattan. I got kicked out of book club for never reading the book and I think I’m a lot funnier than I actually am. I still believe in Hogwarts and I’m not a foodie, unless you’re asking me to rate the various Doritos Locos tacos at Taco Bell. Follow me on twitter (because nobody else does) at @EselleGee.