It's impossible to open a magazine or turn on a TV show without hearing someone yammer on about when it's best for women to have babies -- but what about the alternative? When's the best time to have an abortion?
abortion
issues
Here's a thing that you shouldn't do if you're a professor at an academic conference: take to Facebook and publicly bitch about how your penis is mad that your female colleagues aren't fuckable enough.
issues
Today, let me introduce you to a practice known as "slut-dropping." Apparently it's all the rage in the UK, and I'm shocked that it hasn't caught on Stateside, since this sounds right up a lot of jerks' alleys.
issues
Once, during a radio interview, I was asked if the War on Women was a real thing. I laughed like an overacting Bond villain. Ha! Ha! Ha!
internet
Have you ever said something sort of dumb and immature on the internet?
babies
Thanks to one scientist's "semen cures morning sickness" theory, pregnancy may become even more of a chore for ladies.
friendship
The phrase "just jealous" is not only usually incorrect, it's reductive, and paints women as petty harpies. It's fucking ruining America.
sex, sex, sex ... and love
While ladymags dispense plenty of advice on how vaginas should look, there's no real yardstick on how they should taste.
jezebel
The strippery stripper of a stripmonster is Houston Chronicle writer Sarah Tressler, and the finger wagging strippleblower is Richard Connelly of The Houston Press, who finds Tressler's whole schtick entirely inappropriate.
bad advertising
A new ad campaign by the Pennsylvania Liquor Control Commission uses an ad that almost defies parody to make the case that if you drink too much, someone might rape your friend, and it will be your fault.
