What I Do, Job-wise: I run a comedy theater in the back of a comic book store in LA, write about relationship stuff, and have a podcast about videogames called The Indoor Kids
What I Do, Fun-wise: movies, video games, and dancing like everyone's watching
My Motto: Comfort the disturbed, disturb the comfortable.
My Anti-Motto: " "
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Leslie Nielsen
My “celebs to make out with” list: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Matt Smith, Aaron Paul, Mos Def, John Cusack circa 1988
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: Hologram by These New Puritans (followed close second by Don't Disturb This Groove by The System)
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Packing for Mars by Mary Roach
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: A black and white striped skirt that I have convinced myself goes with everything
Beauty Products That I Hoard: Hair texturizers of all types.
I smell like: Jovan Wild Musk, the scent of my middle school years, because I need to associate the smell with victory after all this time.
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Doing it right now.
What Working With My Spouse Has Taught Me About Work and Love. 14
Move In Together, But For God's Sake, Keep Your Couch 47
Are You a Jesus Girlfriend? 63
How to Embrace Your Summer Grossness This Year 52
How Do Childless Adult People Interact With Their Parents? 98
The Dos and Donts of Dealing with a Chronically Ill Person 148
Nerds Do Not Need Your Pity Sex 77
On Being a (Sort of) Recovering Hair Dye Addict 54
White Rice, Cherry Limeade And Other Childhood Foods I Thought Were "Healthy'" 109
Insta-Zen: A Quick and Dirty Guide to Instagram Jealousy 16
Cutesy Racism and Why I'm Not Eating Popchips Anymore. 232
Having (And Keeping) a BFF After You're No Longer Single 53
A Timeline of One Girl's Relationship With Her Body 127
HELP! I'm an Awkward Exiter 40
The Benefits of Blending In 59
UNPOPULAR OPINION: Sometimes My Kid Throws Tantrums In Public, And Everyone Should Just Deal With It
Caitlin Coakley Beckner
So ARE Selfies A Totally Antifeminist Trend That Is Further Reinforcing The Idea That Women Should Primarily Exist As Decorative Objects? I Am Dubious
IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Was The "Stinky Kid" Who Regularly Bled Through My Skirt
How Not To Be A Dick On Black Friday
I've Been Called the "Erin Brockovich" of Revenge Porn, and For the First Time Ever, Here is My Entire Uncensored Story of Death Threats, Anonymous and the FBI
I USED TO THINK ALIENS WERE WATCHING ME FROM A DOORKNOB: What Are Your Weird Irrational Fears?
On Being The Kid Who Was Not Good At Sports
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