Emily V Gordon

Age: 32

Twitter: @thegynomite

What I Do, Job-wise: I run a comedy theater in the back of a comic book store in LA, write about relationship stuff, and have a podcast about videogames called The Indoor Kids

What I Do, Fun-wise: movies, video games, and dancing like everyone's watching

My Motto: Comfort the disturbed, disturb the comfortable.

My Anti-Motto: "   "

The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On:  Leslie Nielsen

My “celebs to make out with” list: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Matt Smith, Aaron Paul, Mos Def, John Cusack circa 1988

The Most Played Song On My iTunes: Hologram by These New Puritans (followed close second by Don't Disturb This Groove by The System)

Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Packing for Mars by Mary Roach

My Most Worn Item of Clothing: A black and white striped skirt that I have convinced myself goes with everything

Beauty Products That I Hoard: Hair texturizers of all types.

I smell like: Jovan Wild Musk, the scent of my middle school years, because I need to associate the smell with victory after all this time.

I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Doing it right now.