What I Do, Job-wise: I run a comedy theater in the back of a comic book store in LA, write about relationship stuff, and have a podcast about videogames called The Indoor Kids
What I Do, Fun-wise: movies, video games, and dancing like everyone's watching
My Motto: Comfort the disturbed, disturb the comfortable.
My Anti-Motto: " "
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Leslie Nielsen
My “celebs to make out with” list: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Matt Smith, Aaron Paul, Mos Def, John Cusack circa 1988
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: Hologram by These New Puritans (followed close second by Don't Disturb This Groove by The System)
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Packing for Mars by Mary Roach
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: A black and white striped skirt that I have convinced myself goes with everything
Beauty Products That I Hoard: Hair texturizers of all types.
I smell like: Jovan Wild Musk, the scent of my middle school years, because I need to associate the smell with victory after all this time.
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Doing it right now.
What Working With My Spouse Has Taught Me About Work and Love. 14
Move In Together, But For God's Sake, Keep Your Couch 47
Are You a Jesus Girlfriend? 63
How to Embrace Your Summer Grossness This Year 52
How Do Childless Adult People Interact With Their Parents? 98
The Dos and Donts of Dealing with a Chronically Ill Person 148
Nerds Do Not Need Your Pity Sex 77
On Being a (Sort of) Recovering Hair Dye Addict 54
White Rice, Cherry Limeade And Other Childhood Foods I Thought Were "Healthy'" 109
Insta-Zen: A Quick and Dirty Guide to Instagram Jealousy 16
Cutesy Racism and Why I'm Not Eating Popchips Anymore. 232
Having (And Keeping) a BFF After You're No Longer Single 53
A Timeline of One Girl's Relationship With Her Body 127
HELP! I'm an Awkward Exiter 40
The Benefits of Blending In 59
White Women, I Am Not Your "Girl" And No, You Can't Say The N-Word
Please Stop Calling People You Don't Know “Ladies”
I Can’t Believe I Now Have To Convince White People That I Like White People
The Most Uninhibited, Nonjudgmental, More-Free-Spirited-Than-Coachella, Full-Of-Love Open Thread Ever!
UNPOPULAR OPINION: I Don't Like Beyoncé (Or Her Overzealous Fans)
I Am The Most Popular Woman on OKCupid
I Don't Really Want To Hear About That Time You Pooped Your Pants
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