Emerald

Age: 29


Twitter: @emeraldcatron

What I Do, Job-wise: I write stuff for stuff and sell yarn and craft stuff out of a little shop in Soho that I'm desperately allergic to.

What I Do, Fun-wise: Improv, make videos (ahem, adamandemerald.tumblr.com), cook for friends, go on adventures.

My Motto: Follow the fear.  Unless it's like a dark alley or something, in which case, turn around.

My Anti-Motto: "Let's walk down this dark alley!"

The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On:  David Bowie

My “celebs to make out with” list: Theodore Roosevelt, Tom Selleck,Sam Elliott. (I want to fill a jar with famous mustache hairs)

The Most Played Song On My iTunes: Gnossienne #5 by Erik Satie

Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy

My Most Worn Item of Clothing: The one pair of pants I own.
Beauty Products That I Hoard: I don't know if I hoard them, but bobby pins have entrenched themselves in all the nooks and crannies of my apartment.

I smell like: Jasmine on a good day, armpits most of the time.
I Have

Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Only with your mom.