I’m the sports girl, which is a little ironic considering my favorite thing to do is sleep, but when I’m not drooling on my pillow, I like to surf and snowboard, go to spin class, root obsessively for the 49ers, and partake in epic three-ways with my couch and remote control. I also enjoy almost every sport that involves drinking, like bowling, flip cup, morning sex, and going to work. I guess I should also mention that I have an MFA in Creative Nonfiction Writing that I only use to create 140 character snippets on Twitter. 

Age: A lady never tells. I mean, fine, no one thinks I'm a lady, but I'm still not telling.

Facebook:Daisy Barringer

What I Do, Job-wise: Freelance writer, resident sports gal for xoJane.com

What I Do, Fun-wise:  I require a lot of “alone wine,” which usually includes me, a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc, cookies, and as many episodes of “The Real Housewives” as I can consume in an evening. I’m also a fan of brunch, Tahoe, football and baseball games, reading books, and napping.  

My Motto: Consistently inappropriate.

My Anti-Motto: Let's hug it out.

The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Christian Slater

My “celebs to make out with” list: 1. Jordan Catalano from “My So-Called Life” 2. Paul Walker 3. Ian Somerhalder 4. Tim Riggins from “Friday Night Lights” 5. Sam Elliott (then and now) 

The Most Played Song On My iTunes: Paris Hilton, "Stars Are Blind" - Stop judging me; it's a really good song.

Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: The Joy of Sex

My Most Worn Item of Clothing: I want to pretend that it’s something super chic, but I think you’re probably onto me at this point, so I’ll just be honest: my pajamas.

Beauty Products That I Hoard: Tarte Amazonian Clay 12-Hour Blush, Fresh Sugar Plum Tinted Lip Treatment, Maybelline Full 'N Soft Mascara

I smell like: Heaven. And cookies. Same thing, really.

I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): I don't believe in letting someone think he's done a better job than he has.