I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): No, I have never faked an orgasm. Honestly, I have not. I have occasionally facsimiled "climax" but big moany noise nonsense? No way. If he didn't do the job, why should I credit him? In fact, I enjoy being brutally honest about not having one. Besides, orgasms aren't truly the point. Except for health reasons. They do make you happier. Hmm. Frankly, I'm a prude.