Claire Lower

Claire Lower is a chemist turned freelance writer who spends most of her time drinking the bathtub. She currently lives in Florida with her husband, two spoiled dogs, and an indifferent cat, but is moving to Oregon soon.


Claire feels really weird about writing this whole thing in third person.

Age: 28 


Twitter: @clairelizzie


Instagram: @clairelizlower


What I Do, Job-wise: Freelance eating and writing.


What I Do, Fun-wise: Get drunk at Epcot.


My Motto: "I would eat that."


My Anti-Motto: "Mick Jagger is too old for me to make out with.”


The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Jonathan Taylor Thomas.


My “celebs to make out with” list: Mick Jagger, Chuck Klosterman, Noel Fielding, Robin Wright.


The Most Played Song On My iTunes: "Gimme Shelter" – The Rolling Stones


Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: This Wheel's on Fire: Levon Helm and the Story of the Band


My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Spandex skirts


Beauty Products That I Hoard: Anything free and those eos lip balms that come in a sphere. 


I smell like: African black soap


I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Only to prove (to myself) that I could. I was alone.