Yeah, you should probably all just quit your jobs. Freebird, bitch!
drugs
censorship
UPDATED: I came to the office for a few hours and let Madeline take a photo of me by the janitor's closet. Those are her birthday flowers from her boyfriend which I selfishly dismembered. Happy birthday Mad!
beauty products of all times
I’m going to publicly denounce another beauty product for the first time in my career, too! Sooo...yeah. Pulitzer time.
art
I OBVIOUSLY am not all, "Don't I look like Kate Moss?" I posed like this to get a good photo for this story for Jane goddamn Pratt who demands such annoying craziness, endlessly. Also, I took it on no sleep at 6:30 AM and that's not lipstick on my face again, it's acne, so fuck off.
body
How do I live on vampire time yet remain glowy and sunkissed year-round? Answers below. LIVE! In a MOVIE!
beauty awards
I'm naming my favorite one hundred beauty products of all time in no particular order -- let's start with this bad bitch and yes, another post featuring a kimono.
beauty icons
Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy was a party girl and I am a party girl and I know what beauty products she used and here is my dumb outfit and I think my brain is broken bllllarggggg
addiction
They tried to make me go to rehab. So I went. The end.
audrina patridge
You've seen her on TV hitting LA's hottest clubs with Hollywood hair and loads of makeup -- now, introducing the lovely Audrina as you've never seen her before! PHOTOGRAPHED BY ASHLEY BARRETT
ichat
Here's my second-ever iChat conversation with an xoJane reader from the other night! Are YOU my next victim?
cults
I look peaceful in this photo, but I'm actually about to be lubricated in cannabis seed butter and entered violently at every orifice until I pass out.
beauty
It's not easy being my assistant beauty editor, but it actually sort of is if you do your goddamn job right. JULIE.
conde nast
I spent three hours chatting with xoJane readers last night on the internet -- and WILDLY enjoyed every second. Obsessed with you guys!
amanda lepore
I've always been obsessed with the world's number one transexual icon -- so I almost died doing this interview! And I learned a ton: She goes to my gym! She used to have sex on rohypnol! Ketamine makes her hallucinate that her heels are breaking! ZOMIGOD, read on!
eyeliner
Uh, all that said, someone at Sephora usually has to do the lashes and everything for me. Is that pathetic?
mouthwash
Wahhhhh! Issues!!!
bitches
Dude, I’m not EVEN being mean! When it comes to beauty, the boss is C-L-U-E-L-E-S-S, babes.
bitches
"I know it may look like I was being like a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch." -Cady Haring, "Mean Girls"
healthy
"Healthy" gimmick-y diet-y stuff is not my thing, or so I thought—until I juice fasted for a week on this special program. And it sort of...turned my life around.
ivory wave
PLUS: BATH SALT GIVEAWAY!!!!! TWO WINNERS!
drugstore awards
WOOO WOOO WOOO WOOO....!!!
celebrity
You know that Courtney and Jane are friends -- but how did the rock star treat ME, a total stranger, when I invaded her home for our "Occupy Courtney" project this winter? Read on.
CAT LOVES COURTNEY: My Amazing (and Overwhelming!) First Evening With My Favorite Antihero Rock Star
new york fw fall 2012
...In case you didn't know.
new york fw fall 2012
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