Cat Marnell
Cat was a beauty editor at Lucky magazine before joining the xoJane.com team. Her stories have appeared in Lucky, SELF, Nylon, Glamour, and really random magazines like Vogue South Korea and Glamour South Africa (no, seriously). She lives hard in downtown New York City.
Twitter: @cat_marnell
Email: cat@xojane.com
What I Do, Job-wise: Beauty and health director [Health Critic! Jeez.
] for xoJane.com (more beauty than health, honestly).
What I Do, Fun-wise: I go to clubs and parties; I read a lot; I love art and galleries; and I hang out with magazine girls, night people, derel artists, and a few sociopaths.
My Motto: "LET IT BLEED"
My Anti-Motto: Anything my Republican psychiatrist dad ever told me. Like literally anything.
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: BAMBI!
My “celebs to make out with” list: I mean, in general I'm trying to phase out kissing on the mouth but I will say Sharon Stone, Keanu Reeves, Tinsley Mortimer, and Pete Doherty. ...I actually don't want to make out with Pete, just be his BFF. Right?!
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: There's a live version of "Ashes to Ashes" that kills me.
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: "The Warhol Diaries". I read all of Andy's books over and over. I am a big reader; it's my favorite thing to do.
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: dirty white jeans, dirty white tanks tops, flats, dirty Balenciaga bags, rosaries, Ralph Lauren mens polos, disgusting t-shirts, vintage punk rock t-shirts, Lanvin tote bags, Indian print floaty stuff, loads of cheap beaded and leather bracelets, furs, Raybans, glimmery mini skirts, Chloe motorcycle boots, Dior Homme mesh tank tops and black leather Goldsign jeans.
Beauty Products That I Hoard: YSL Rouge Volupte lipstick (in the bright red shades), Prestige Cosmetics black eyeliner, Bobbi Brown concealers, Pure Fiji body oil, Hair U Wear Clip-in Hair Extensions (what?!)
I smell like: Colette Black Musk Oil, Clean Perfume, Body Shop Coconut Body Butter, Hawaiian Tropic Sunscreen SPF whatever (year-round just to smell beachy).
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): I love faking orgasms.
Articles by Cat
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OB-LA-DI, OB-LA-DA: I'm back; I'm happy; I'm not quitting my job or anything else. 423
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THIRD XOJANE MAKEUNDER: Reality TV Hottie Audrina Patridge takes it all off (her makeup, that is)! 204
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"WANNA CYBER?" WITH CAT, Round 2: "Affordable Designer Products + Killer 'Going Out' Makeup For Sexy Brunettes" Edition 77
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TRIPPY TERROR TUESDAY: Fantastic Hemp-Based Beauty For Vaguely Consensual + Very Stoned Hippie Sex Cult Orgies 256
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LEARN HOW TO BE AN ASSISTANT BEAUTY EDITOR VIDEO #1 OF INFINITY: The Boss Sees All The Products First Edition 274
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INTRODUCING... "WANNA CYBER?" WITH CAT: "Icy Parents, Beautiful Decay in L.A., + What Are The Best Mascaras Ever?" Edition 222
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AMANDA LEPORE TELLS ALL: "If I didn't take hormones I'd be extremely self-destructive. I don't think we'd be sitting here." 111
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IT’S MAKEUP MONDAY: 3 Secret Weapons For My Black-On-Black "Vampy Weekend Eyes" Look! 104
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PILLHEAD BEAUTY: The Product I Learned About From My Shrink Dad That I Don't Even Talk To Anymore 271
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BREAKING: If I’m The "Office Bitch," Then Jane Is The "Office Mental Defective" 184
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HOW TO: Defeat The Office Bitch (One Cat Marnell) And Make Her Smell Fantastic At The Same Time 483
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THINNERRR: The Ritual Cleanse Made Me Drop 8 Pounds (and I’m Still Losing Weight) 482
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WORST BEAUTY EDITOR IN THE WORLD: I Snorted A Line Of Bath Salts In The Office Today Edition 248
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NEW MAKEUP MONDAY: LIP LINER! LIP LINER! POUTY TIME! EXCELLENT! 356
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CAT LOVES COURTNEY: My Amazing (and Overwhelming!) First Evening With My Favorite Antihero Rock Star 134


















