What I Do, Job-wise: 9-5, I'm the less glamourous version of Gossip Girl. All hours of the day I'm an artist, photographer, and writer.
What I Do, Fun-wise: Pet puppies, lick the cream out of Oreos, take pictures.
My Motto: Don't forget to put on your pants before you leave the house.
My Anti-Motto: Never wear pants, period.
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: "Rich Girl" Hall and Oates
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: My So-Called Freelance Life by Michelle Goodman.
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: This really old Pretenders concert t-shirt from before I was born. I was a cool fetus.
Beauty Products That I Hoard: Any sort of lip balm. And I lose all of them.
I smell like: Chicken and waffles
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Only while eating sandwiches in diners.
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Dear Service Industry, 9 Times Out of 10, Would You Please Keep Your Comments to Yourself?
UNPOPULAR OPINION: My Dog Is Not a Rescue, and I’m Not Sorry
At 31, I'm Finally Old Enough That People Can Accuse Me of "Aging Badly" On the Internet
I'm Estranged From My Mother -- But I'm OK With It
I Just Got Engaged, And This Is Why I'll Be Taking My New Husband's Last Name
I Was a Woman Against Feminism, And I Get It (But Also Knock It Off)
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