What I Do, Job-wise: 9-5, I'm the less glamourous version of Gossip Girl. All hours of the day I'm an artist, photographer, and writer.
What I Do, Fun-wise: Pet puppies, lick the cream out of Oreos, take pictures.
My Motto: Don't forget to put on your pants before you leave the house.
My Anti-Motto: Never wear pants, period.
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: "Rich Girl" Hall and Oates
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: My So-Called Freelance Life by Michelle Goodman.
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: This really old Pretenders concert t-shirt from before I was born. I was a cool fetus.
Beauty Products That I Hoard: Any sort of lip balm. And I lose all of them.
I smell like: Chicken and waffles
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Only while eating sandwiches in diners.
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