What I Do, Job-wise: 9-5, I'm the less glamourous version of Gossip Girl. All hours of the day I'm an artist, photographer, and writer.
What I Do, Fun-wise: Pet puppies, lick the cream out of Oreos, take pictures.
My Motto: Don't forget to put on your pants before you leave the house.
My Anti-Motto: Never wear pants, period.
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: "Rich Girl" Hall and Oates
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: My So-Called Freelance Life by Michelle Goodman.
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: This really old Pretenders concert t-shirt from before I was born. I was a cool fetus.
Beauty Products That I Hoard: Any sort of lip balm. And I lose all of them.
I smell like: Chicken and waffles
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Only while eating sandwiches in diners.
Paparazzo Chris Guerra Died Chasing Justin Bieber, And I'm Here To Defend Him -- Because I Work With The Paparazzi Machine 173
UNPOPULAR OPINION: I'm Wracked With Guilt Over Everything I've Ever Done To My Pets, Including Getting Them Spayed
It's That Time Of Year Again! (Time to Feel Terrible About Flying While Fat)
I Hate Tampons (Even Though I Keep Begrudgingly Using Them)
UNPOPULAR OPINION: All This Sneering At Flavored Vodkas Is Just Thinly Veiled Misogyny
How Not To Be A Dick At The Food Bank
Nope! I'm Not The Nanny, Just A Black Mom, Thanks
IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Was A Fruitarian Who Almost Turned Breatharian
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