What I Do, Job-wise: 9-5, I'm the less glamourous version of Gossip Girl. All hours of the day I'm an artist, photographer, and writer.
What I Do, Fun-wise: Pet puppies, lick the cream out of Oreos, take pictures.
My Motto: Don't forget to put on your pants before you leave the house.
My Anti-Motto: Never wear pants, period.
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: "Rich Girl" Hall and Oates
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: My So-Called Freelance Life by Michelle Goodman.
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: This really old Pretenders concert t-shirt from before I was born. I was a cool fetus.
Beauty Products That I Hoard: Any sort of lip balm. And I lose all of them.
I smell like: Chicken and waffles
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Only while eating sandwiches in diners.
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For Those of You Thinking, “Well, Maybe Hobby Lobby Has a Point About Religious ‘Freedom’ and Healthcare…”
Dear Women Who Are Using a Couple Shot as Your Facebook Profile Photo, I Get It: You Win
I Was Fat-Shamed At The Salon -- Here's What To Do If It Happens To You
My Neighbor Got Angry At Me Because His Kid Overheard Me Having Sex
IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Worked In Child Protective Services
UNPOPULAR OPINION: I Am Against No-Kill Animal Shelters
UNPOPULAR OPINION: I Don't Think Comedy Is Funny
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