Sometimes I wonder how I could have been so oblivious to the fact that proper treatment for pain is, well, not a bad thing.
“Why didn’t you major in a STEM field instead of getting a useless degree in Communications? I majored in Electrical Engineering, and I’ve never had any trouble finding work!”
I have learned some things about keeping one’s head screwed on straight while going through the extremely stressful purgatory of being underemployed in a horrendous job market.
I fully acknowledge that I have had ample opportunities to throw this rag out, but it’s survived through countless rounds of clearing out my wardrobe for the local ASPCA thrift shop.