Rebecca

Age:  29

Twitter: @Beeswrite

What I Do, Job-wise: Freelance Writer, Double Agent, Master of Fake Fashion @lookalikelooks
 
What I Do, Fun-wise: Cook, engage my cats in heady conversation, and perform subpar sexy dances to Hall and Oates
 
My Motto: From a medieval German jousting shield (because I am the dork queen) "Even though the other birds don't like me, still I quite enjoy myself."

My Anti-Motto: Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels

The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Kevin Sorbo. No regrets.

My “celebs to make out with” list: Michael Keaton (my dream man is probably a fusion of Beetlejuice and Batman. I'm aware this doesn't bode well and am working on it), Mike Rowe, and Portia De Rossi.

The Most Played Song On My iTunes: Boyz In Da Hood - NWA
 
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: "Little Children," Tom Perrotta

My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Do glasses count? They count. And it is my glasses.

Beauty Products That I Hoard: Fresh's entire Brown Sugar collection, Lush's Ocean Salt, and Bliss's Minty Super Scrub Bar Thing!

I smell like: Marc Jacob's Cucumber perfume...and a cigarette, sadly.

I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): No, and I don't laugh when something isn't funny either.