Sometimes you just have to laugh at the dumb stuff.
ice cream trucks
There should be an ice cream truck for adults, that served all sorts of adult things, so that a cloud of shame never surrounded you as you stood in its shade, handing a dude some cold hard cash in exchange for some much needed contraband.
I admit it: I faked every single enthusiastic Bloody Mary experience in middle school. Sorry everyone.
Sometimes lazy is the only option. Plus, COTW!
Since 2011 I have set a reading challenge for myself every year.