We spend so much time trying to squeeze into Spanx and body shapers that we forget how sexy thighs can be.
A guy put his hand next to my feet and said, "Yo, you got some long toes, can I get a high five?" I haven't been the same since.
I'm sorry all I hear in my head is Andy Samberg singing "I'M ON A BOAT!" (Yes, I have the brain of a 13-year-old boy.)