I admit it: I faked every single enthusiastic Bloody Mary experience in middle school. Sorry everyone.
People worldwide are reporting -- and recording -- weird unexplained sounds, from "sky trumpets" to "the hum." (My cat is no longer speaking to me after I played all these creepy noises, incidentally.)
Please enjoy the first installment of my new series on conspiracies, mysteries, and weird unexplained events and maybe NEVER SLEEP AGAIN.