I rarely wear these clothes anymore, but it’s like they have feelings and if I break up with them, they will be deeply hurt.
It Happened to Me: I Haven't Gone Shopping Since 1997 and am Like a "Human Garbage Disposal for Clothing and Accessories"
It’s hard to believe, but it’s true. The paint spot on these jeans? High school play, 1999.
I fully acknowledge that I have had ample opportunities to throw this rag out, but it’s survived through countless rounds of clearing out my wardrobe for the local ASPCA thrift shop.