I rolled my eyes and snickered, while "Jeez, this guy passed out mid-kiss" staggered through my mind.
Really, what was wrong with me? Nothing. OK, something: Lack of information. Crippling fear. Miscommunication with boys. So actually, a few things.
Because who actually brings a turtleneck to an adult sleepover?
I made out with my boyfriend while wearing four different lip stains. FOR SCIENCE. And you.