That Time I Found Out I Was Some Guy’s Trophy Date
He told me I was attractive more times than any dude I'd ever met. It was flattering ... in the beginning.
IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Went On A Date That Lasted 11 Minutes
I looked down at my cell phone: 8:11pm. We met at 8pm. Time flies when you’re having no fun at all.
UNPOPULAR OPINION: I Don't Care If Internet Skeeves Jerk Off To My Picture
The reality of the internet is that people are going to steal your photos to jizz all over them.
A Woman Verbally Attacked Me For Tying Up My Dog at The Grocery Store
I am far from perfect, but a bad dog owner I AM NOT and I refuse to let anyone tell me otherwise.