Do you have one? Are you getting one? Can we start a club?
I Tried to Get an IUD Three Different Times Until I Finally Gave Up and Let a Planned Parenthood Nurse Slit My Arm Open to Insert the Cyborg-Like 'Implant'
Sick of fretting over my lack of consistent birth control, I finally went to get the coveted IUD. Until three painful tries later, I found out I couldn’t get one no matter how bad I wanted it.