I'm with my three best girl friends, sitting on the side of a tub, legs open showing them my now black, purple, and blue cyst that has now grown to the size of a circular half-dollar.
Welcome To All The Most Embarrassing, Crazy, Or Just Plain Stupid Things I've Ever Done On Valentine's Day
It made perfect sense to break into his house for Valentine's Day. No, seriously. It did. I am a mentally stable-ish person and thought it was completely reasonable and romantic.