I guess a part of me worries that my doctor will see all this emotional trauma manifested inside my lady bits, as if there are lines carved into my flesh by the lost inhabitants of my uterus.
IT HAPPENED TO ME: A Crappy Doctor Missed the Fact That My Uterus Had Turned Into a Scene from "Carrie"
You know how your uterus sheds that thickened lining during your period? That part was happening, it just wasn’t going anywhere.
Lately, all my conversations have been centered on the stern warnings received from our middle-aged coochie quacks but I don't think they're asking the right questions.