I let people think I'm going to or coming from a workout when, in fact, I only go to the gym for smoothies.
I have been a member of two non-traditional gyms in my life. Right away, I was hooked, and I hated the idea of going back to a regular gym.
Two girls were using the elliptical machines behind me when I heard one of them say, "Oh my god, her thighs look just like cottage cheese. They make me want to puke!"