We've all been in that awkward stage of a relationship where you're still hiring gigolos, but your heart just isn't in it, am I right?
Crowdsourcing My Gigolo: Help Me Pick Which Escort to Hire -- and What Fantasy To Act Out; It's Up to You, Internet
I've decided to hire a gigolo. Again! This time I plan to hire someone who I actually think is HOT. Help me pick?