When you're making balloon animals and ask, "What kind of crazy critter would you like?" you don't expect the answer to be "You."
I'm never sure if a clown is going to make me die with laughter, or laugh at me while I'm dying...because he stabbed me.
In my mind, the person who clicked on this has a friend with 'Send in the Clowns' always playing on repeat. Also, maybe the skeletal remains of an ex-boyfriend chilling in their conservatory. They're tough to shop for.