I CAN'T: "I Keep Getting Offers From the Wrong Women! Women With Magical Cameras That Help Shed 100 Lbs"

I'm not on Tinder for gathering material, but this one was too good to pass up.
Publish date:
April 29, 2014
Dating, Tinder, fwb, M

I had to share this exchange:

March 22, 2014, 6:55 PM

From Tinder Guy:

"Hi Mandy - question: are you here on tinder for a causal [SIC] hookup relationship (long term or short) or are u trying to find something more serious(long term)? I am new to this site and not sure what to expect."

March 22, 2014, 8:19 PM

From Mandy:

"Ltr ideally, serious"

"Diff from person to person"

"I also like the idea of a causal hookup relationship vs a casual one. It sounds very scientific"

April 26, 2014, 4:58 PM

From Tinder Guy:

"Hi Mandy- sorry for the delay in response - been thinking about what I really want and desire- you! I just want to f--k. Don't want a one night stand either. I just want to make you laugh and cum on a regular basis when we are both free. If u want to meet up for a drink and see if we have chemistry - great. I don't want to break your heart- I just want YOU to f--k the s--t out of me and treat our time together like a hot yoga session on a weekly basis. Hope to hear from you. My c--k Is so hard it could cut diamonds just thinking about the day when we get past the meet and greet and get down to the meet and f--king. Again- dont want to to break any hearts- just want to become your trustworthy boy toy. If you are still interested PLEASE let me know. Thanks in advance for not being angry at my honesty. Best -Tinder Guy

April 27, 2014, 10:42 AM

From Mandy:

"Good luck. I hope this speech works on someone."

April 28, 2014, 2:46 PM

From Tinder Guy:

"Thanks Mandy for understanding. A lot of girls don't appreciate the honesty and fail to recognize -if a man and woman are going to invest time and money on each other then it's only fair they are upfront with what they both want and can currently offer. Instead of being angry one should be thankful playing games was never on the table. I respect a girl who is seeking her prince charming but not when they judge other's current needs and desires. Wishing you the very best - thanks again for sending an understanding response. If you change your mind- PLEASE let me know as as you look like the real deal (a sexy beautiful woman). I keep getting offers from the wrong women! Women with magical cameras that help shed 100lbs. I love all kinds of women but I need someone who takes better care of their body like I do. If you change your mind or ever need a normal guy to hang out with....right NOW (could change in the future) I am simply seeking a nice long term trustworthy friend with benefits to have dinner, an occasionally [SIC] movie night, and always ALWAYS - CLOSE (your apartment or mine cause I live alone- maybe even in a hotel). I just need space and want the freedom of possibly meeting others standing on line at a Starbucks IF and only if the opportunity shows. Prob need to change my game plan as my approach...This email...is rediculos [SIC]. Thanks again for yr time."


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