Is Having Sex With a Robot Hooker Cheating? Cause That's Where This USB Vibe Is Taking Us

Now that I have a vibrator that can be hooked up to my computer, the stage is fully set for a robot takeover.

Sep 1, 2011 at 5:00pm | Leave a comment

If there's been one question to define my career, it is this: Is having sex with a robot hooker cheating?

In fact, I'm proud to say that the whole first page of Google results for "robot hooker" are related to me and the slain website I used to work for, Asylum.

The rapid progression of modern technology has long left me concerned about human-robot sex ethics, so you can imagine my initial concern when sex-positive San Fran toy shop Good Vibrations hooked me up with the Mia Rechargable Vibrator, a little purple lipstick vibe that PLUGS DIRECTLY INTO YOUR USB PORT to recharge.

Now? Meet future.

The possibly humanity-destroying vibe comes in "Petal Pink," "Deep Rose" and "Black" and has four stimulation modes. And it's one small step between putting this thing in your vag and inviting our robot overlords to enslave us. So I hope you enjoy it.

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 Please weigh in on the moral reprecussions of man-on-robot loving. Points of discussion include: A robot hooker is just a machine, so is having sex with one like using a vibrator for women? However, with advanced technology, having sex with a robot hooker is too much like really  having sex with another woman. Plus, what if your man wanted to buy his own robot hooker and keep her in the closet at home? It's a thin line between robot hooker and robot girlfriend.

Bonus questions: What if the robot hooker looks like a celebrity? What if she looks like a person you know? Do you want to visit a robot gigolo, and if so, would you like him to resemble a celebrity?