Boob Forum: When Dudes Aren't Into Big Ones

Much like Art Forum, Boob Forum is a place for us to have heady, intellectual discussions on a topic of great importance to humanity: our boobs.

Jun 30, 2011 at 4:02pm | Leave a comment

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Ladies with small boobs, you may want to tune out now. Don't worry, your time will come. But this is a big-breasted woman's complaint.

There are a lot of things that suck about having a large chest -- you can't wear the majority of trendy necklines without looking slutty, it hurts to jog and they start to droop much earlier, if they were ever perky. But the payoff for these minor annoyances is that -- hello -- you have big, beautiful breasts.

True boob lovers are almost reverent in the presence of a large chest -- awed, respectful, delighted. It's a special kind of power that those of us with big breasts start to treasure. So it's sort of frustrating when you end up dating a person who doesn't treat your breasts any differently than your elbow.

It's just sort of a waste, you know? Like if you had amazing red hair and your boyfriend was like "Yeah, redheads are alright." You wanna be like, "There are starving kids in Africa who would kill for this meatloaf!"

And somehow it seems like those of us with the kind of breasts whole websites are devoted to we always end up with these guys who just aren't that impressed with our D cups. Yes, I should be glad when a guy "likes me for me" blah blah blah, but ... can't a woman get objectified a little up in here?

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