Here's a place to talk about the relationships in your life whenever you want.
You may think this picture is all the evidence you need to pigeonhole me as an indoor kid, but you'd be wrong. Because I wasn't a Trekkie, I was just starring in a church musical entitled "Journey to the Center of Christmas," so there!
Anyway, ever since I told Jane the story of how I didn't read Sassy because I bought one once and was scandalized to find out it had the word "bitch" in it, I've been thinking about what a grade A giant nerdlinger I was back then. And then I stumbled across my 5th grade diary and realized it was even freaking worse than I thought. Seriously, I blushed reading some of this stuff to myself.
So naturally, I decided to put it on the Internet! Below, 8 passages that prove I was the dorkiest loser who ever lived and bonus nerdy pictures if you're good. (OK, I already put them in, be bad if you want.)
1. "My hands beg me to play it."
2. "That's all I can do."
3. "I know I could do better!"
4. "... anymore."
5. You know, "the video."
6. "So why's everyone being sexually active so soon?"
7. "I don't think Jennifer really understands about being a Christian."
8. "Check back on these and see how many you keep." (ahhahahahhahahahah)
Oh yeah, and I had my mom come pick me up from a slumber party because the other girls were playing with a Ouija board and everyone knows that's not right. Top that.