toilet paper
Oh, you don't want to break up with someone when he butters his bread without breaking it first? Your life must be so much better than mine, but WHATEVER, gloating isn't ladylike, so shove it.
ads
I've got 99 problems and now also, skidmarks to worry about. So, 100 problems.
budgeting
I'm accustomed to the finer things in life, like wiping and meals, and I've found ways to survive despite having to pay for everything in change.
bathrooms
For some reason I thought prepping my bathroom for guests was some labor-intensive task that ate up like half a day, but that turned out not to be true.