unpopular opinion
I enjoy living in the Now, but if someone had given me a tattoo gun when I was five, every inch of my being would be swagged out in Lisa Frank.
in

Feb 26, 2014 at 3:00pm | 1239 comments

tattoos
'Cause sometimes you want to adorn yourself, prison style.
tattoos
tattoos
It took me 20 years to fix the mistakes my original tattoo artist made when he uttered the word absolutely nobody wants to hear mid-tatt: "Oops."
tattoos
Tattoo shops can be intimidating places. Even as a grown adult, there's a part of me who still assumes everyone who works there is like rilly rilly cool and making fun of me behind my back.
tattoos
Ninety percent of the time, when I meet men in public, it starts with a conversation about my tattoos.
do this don't
I think it's funny that I'll take my top hat wearing, parasol holding, gold tooth having narwhal tattoo to my grave.
celeb tattoos
Plus, applying temporary tats is so therapeutic I did my whole forearm.
in

May 16, 2012 at 1:30pm | 253 comments

finger-tats
Plus, the story of my impulse ink -- the world's tiniest tattoo -- so hidden it barely qualifies.
in

Jul 17, 2012 at 10:00am | 213 comments

snooki
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tattoos
tattoos
I’m tired of sweating beneath long sleeves just so someone else can pretend I am more like them.
rape
I had no real context or knowledge of what happened in a legal or social sense. I just knew I had a fresh, healing tattoo, and that I hated the person who gave it to me.
fun
They frighten me, and the idea of touching one makes me queasy.
body acceptance
"I do not show my upper arms in public," she confided. "The three-quarter sleeve is my jam." At the time, I felt kind of bad, thinking that she should be happy with her body. And this has remained my policy... for everyone but myself.
bad tattoos
bridezillas
A few people I know have balked at the idea of me covering up my tattoos for a wedding. But this is my sister - my one and only - and likely the last time I'll ever do bridesmaid duties for anyone.
tattoos
People have come up to me over the years and asked me questions about James Bond, thinking I’m some Bond connoisseur, and know loads about it -- but it was a dare at the time when I got it done -- and I did win that dare.
animal print
Or, well, my tat, I guess. Unless you also have a deer tattoo.
tattoos
Getting a matching tattoo with Sydney felt like a completely reasonable commitment.
cool parents
Kids, don't let that stranger at a party tattoo you with a dirty safety pin and some India ink.
tattoos
When I got the original tattoo (my third) a few years earlier as a spontaneous birthday gift for the husband, it hurt like hell.
in

Jul 10, 2013 at 6:00pm | 76 comments