eyeliner
cheek tint
We are gathered here today to talk about one of my favorite things: color sticks!
lorde
maybelline
Your hair doesn’t need to be pink to wear these beautiful products, but your hair should probably be pink anyway.
swissted
beauty products
expired
Spontaneous rashes, bad color choices, and the smell of an old guy's rotten mouth.
in

May 7, 2013 at 12:00pm | 107 comments

beauty resolutions
It's a new year and my beauty goal is to be the baddest bitch around.
shoppables
shoppables
halloween
Because the best characters in fairy tales are always the bad bitches.
nars
NARS didn’t just take the colors from some of Warhol’s most iconic works and make them into shades of eye shadow, they took it a step further and made his work the eye shadow.
in

Aug 31, 2012 at 3:00pm | 92 comments

elsa schiaparelli
Because who doesn't want a bit of weirdness in their beauty regime?
lipsticks
I generally choose to put focus on my face by painting my lips the shade of a horny baboon's pulsating red underside, but when I get tired of seeing my same boring face in the mirror everyday, I dabble in labia shades.
face stockholm
I hope this doesn't come off as anti-feminist, but thinking is the worst.
in

Jun 26, 2012 at 4:03pm | 137 comments

childhood
I'm in a REALLY foul mood and need to focus on happy things, like shampoo that reminds me of being a kid.
bath & body works
Jane, can I please keep this pun? Plus, some rappers feel really strongly about beauty products.
dior
Slightly gaudy, vintage California style is influencing me for Spring and Summer.
d-sandwich