Barring Governor Quinn having some sort of evil-twin moment, Illinois is officially the 15th state to have legalized same-sex marriage. I have some great ideas about the best people to celebrate with. (If you know what I mean.)
According to the media, Anthony Weiner has apparently been wearing brightly colored trousers to campaign events to wrangle the "gay" vote. Because the only thing queers are concerned with are a suuuuper cute pair of Dockers.